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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg? Alright."

"Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)"

"What do you call an emotionless Asian woman? A rice queen!"

"Why do Asian woman have small breasts? Because her parents accept nothing less than an A."

"My wife said she wouldn't have sex with me until I did everything on the ""To-Do list"" So I scratched out **#1** ""*Wash the car*"" and replaced it with ""*Have a three-some with Becky and Wife*"""

"When I was young, losing teeth would earn me money. Now I'm old, earning money will gain me teeth."

"A man dedicated his life to tying bits of string together. Unfortunately, it was all for knot."

"Vote for trump Orange is the new black"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Button ! Button who ? Button in is not polite !"

"My costume budget is pretty slim, so I'm going as 'disinterested millennial' for Halloween this year."