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Joke of the Day

"I can prove to you that electronics are powered by smoke... by the irrefutable fact that they stop working when the smoke leaks out!"

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"Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job? In the ""Kelp Wanted"" section of the want-ads."
"""HEY I KNOW YOU'RE PROBABLY ASLEEP & STUFF, BUT I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M LIKE 22 MILES AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW."" -Trains"
"What is a communist's favorite fabric? Linen."
"Why did the chicken cross the state line? He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!"
"Guys are like bears, if you lay very still they'll paw at you a bit then give up and go look for food."
"How to clickbait"
"Do you know what's black and doesn't work? Decaf Coffee."
"How do you get a witch pregnant? You fuck 'er."