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Joke of the Day

"I just can't stop making dad jokes! I don't know how much father I can go...."

"Where would Martin Luther King Jr. be right now if he was white? Alive"

"GENIE: you have found my lamp, so I must grant you four wishes ME: I thought it was three? GENIE: You need four"

"Did you hear about the dumb woman who had... Did you hear about the woman who had two chances to get Pregnant? She blew them both..."

"The only relative I want to see at my door is Papa John."

"Black History Month Bake Sale Vanilla Cupcakes: $1 Colored Cupcakes: 3/5th of $1"

"What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A new last name!"

"""Ok, what chemical symbol should we give this Gold?"" *thief runs by, steals gold* ""Hey! You!"" Au, got it. Next element."

"Lindt Chocolate are to make a new Chocolate bar to commemorate the terrorist attack on its cafe in Sydney It will be called allahu akBAR"

"U2's Ireland shows have sold out. Expect a ticket through your letterbox any day now courtesy of Bono."