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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear what happened to the private who got caught sleeping with his drill instructor's Chlamydia infected wife? He got an oily discharge."

"""WE HERE AT BIG PHARMA RECOGNIZE THAT WHEN YOU'RE DEPENDENT ON ADDICTIVE OPIOID PAINKILLERS YOUR BIGGEST PROBLEM IS YOU CAN'T POOP"""

"If intelligence runs in your family, I can only guess it tripped and fell before it got to you."

"Albert Bandura can anyone tell me the joke about bandura with a chicken and the egg. something about realizing that the environment came first"

"After winning the World Series, the city of Chicago is rioting So nothing seems to have changed."

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? Pilot, you fucking racist!"

"Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo? A: Write 'pp espressivo'."

"What do you call a man who supports women's sports? A sports brah"

"What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten? The cat shat on the mat."

"If a user posts Nazi-related offensive content and a German moderator sees it, what happens to the user? He gets banschlussed."