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Joke of the Day

"What did the pirate say when asked how old he was? Aye Matey!"

"Loses house keys. Builds new house."

"I was in Brazil last night, and 3 women approached me and wanted to have sex. It was like winning the lottery. 6 matching balls."

"What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? full"

"How do you piss off a redditor? This GOD-DAMN joke has been reposted SO many times, and its not even clever in the first place!!! Im super serial guys, knock it off."

"[10mins from now] ..& just like that North Korea was removed from history & got nuked by every country on Earth for bringing down Twitter.."

"My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows He calls it a rarecrow"

"If you ever get cold, just go hang out in a corner... They are usually 90 degrees."

"Taking my dog on road trips would be more fun if he didn't always insist on driving."

"""I sure hope Pitbull and Nicky Minaj do an album together!"" - said no one ever."