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Joke of the Day
"What's the opposite of a mango? Mancome"
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"How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire? They only wanna go down on her once a month"
"*Michael Cera stubs his toe on a cotton ball*"
"Why do turds taper off at the end? So your asshole doesn't slam shut"
"If you factor in Trumps ancestry, his policies make perfect sense. The German side says ""Build a wall!"" The Scottish side says ""Well im not paying for it!"""
"I know it's time to wax my upper lip when the cashier at Firehouse Subs gives me the policeman's discount."
"So far, too much day and too little hump."
"I got a puppy for my daughter... Good swap if you ask me."
"My dick is like Amazon Prime... It comes fast :("
"I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say ""hey, that one over there is shaped like an alcoholic""."