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Joke of the Day
"*Michael Cera stubs his toe on a cotton ball*"
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"why do people swerve I love running over stuff"
"What do parsley and pussy hair have in common? You push it aside and keep eating. Credit to a coworker that told me this last night."
"A girl phoned me the other day and said, ""Come on over, there's nobody home."" I went over. Nobody was home."
"A baby seal walks into a club..."
"Parachute Jumping by Hugo Furst"
"What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes? A flip-flop."
"Obama:*sits down and whoopee cushion makes fart noise* what th- JOE Biden:*tears in his eyes, points at trump* HE WAS SUPPOSED TO SIT THERE"
"There was once a magical tractor... It turned in to a field"
"Concerned that hanging my daughter's artwork all over the house is sending the wrong message. Specifically that I think it's not terrible."