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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire? They only wanna go down on her once a month"

"Why does Oregon Ducks need such big suitcases? Because they Pac-12 of everything"

"Twitter management's favorite part of a book is always Chapter 11"

"How many buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the enlightment comes from within."

"I came to Reddit to read some jokes.. It's on the comment section."

"Waxing. It's not a cure for lycanthropy."

"I'm Italian, but I'm not ""save a princess from a weird dinosaur looking guy, with my brother Luigi"" Italian."

"What is Iron Man's favorite month? FE-bruary Thanks :D"

"We just got a donkey He's a real Jackass"

"(._.) ( I: ) (.-.) ( :I ) (._.) They see me rollin', they hatin'"