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Joke of the Day

"I know it's time to wax my upper lip when the cashier at Firehouse Subs gives me the policeman's discount."

"A new law recently passed in Arkansas. When a man and woman are divorced, they can still be brother and sister."

"According to WebMD, I have a Client Error due to 400 Bad Request."

"A server asked Rene Descartes if he would like another cup of coffee... He replied, ""I think not!"" And disappeared."

"What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? How was your date with Chris Brown."

"What do you call a Jamaican who wears glasses? Rastafoureyes"

"what's the opposite of a Mexican? a Mexican't"

"I disagree, but I respect your right to be stupid.!"

"What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife? You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while."

"Why does a Frenchman never eat more than one egg at breakfast? (for those linguistically aware Redditors among you) Because one egg is un oeuf"