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Joke of the Day
"My dick is like Amazon Prime... It comes fast :("
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"What yelling. Four while playing golf actually stands for It stands for, ""FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOURE ABOUT TO DIE!"""
"Apparently Great Clips doesn't like it when you sit in there 8hrs/day chomping on a cigar shouting HE AINT PRETTY NO MORE after every cut"
"Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken"
"My daughter wrote ""Daddy is the best"" in the snow then smashed it when I made her come inside. She'll make some lucky guy miserable one day."
"why do pedophiles make good employers? they don't mind if you're a little behind."
"SOPA inspired joke: What has two eyes, two hands, two feet, and two noses Two Pirates"
"My work has this cute thing they do where if you're really good at your job, they get you to do everyone elses too."
"What do vegetarian zombies eat? GRAAAAAAAAAAINS!!"
"What do terrorists say to their sister? H'Isis"