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Joke of the Day
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side."
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"Nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket..., Thinks to herself. ""Well, some asshole's got my pen."" Another you say? What's the difference between rectal and oral thermometers. Taste."
"Some asshole has got my pen is what the nurse said when she noticed she had a rectal thermometer in her pocket. edit: punctuation."
"Yo mamma is so fat... That she literally ate my dick."
"Why do you go to a black mans garage sale? So you can get all your stuff back."
"How many hipsters does it take to...? ...Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again."
"Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here My dog when we go for a walk."
"Bought the cheapest possible Mercedes yesterday 'cause I needed to use the bathroom at the dealership."
"Why did the bartender put laxatives in a patron's drink? For shits and giggles"
"I told my friend I was traveling to Seattle... He asked who attle was."