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Joke of the Day

"Bought the cheapest possible Mercedes yesterday 'cause I needed to use the bathroom at the dealership."

"Evening News is where they begin with 'Good Evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

"How easy is it to stroll along on pies? Well, it's no cakewalk."

"What is the greatest part about women's hockey? Their pads last for three periods"

"The Great Spam Recycler"

"I bought some ""no more tears"" baby shampoo But I'm still not over her :("

"My ex used to say there was one person for everyone. I didn't realise he planned to be that person"

"What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron? One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister."

"For those of you who don't know me, we haven't met yet."

"What did the extremely super cool and awesome guy say to his equally super cool and awesome friend? Your *sup* is *bro*ing!"