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Joke of the Day

"Why did the bartender put laxatives in a patron's drink? For shits and giggles"

"i just woke up from a 9 year coma! hope to god The Apprentice is off TV...nothing i hate more than that Donald Trump"

"Time for a limerick... On the first date with her new man, Keith Young Pamela let out a queef. He tried to ignore That she's surely a whore But at least her bjs had no teeth!"

"Gangstas Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side? So their hats are right side up when they go to aim."

"I have a joke about capitalism. I'll tell it to the highest bidder."

"Just read a story in a magazine that a woman is claiming she was raped by an alien.. Big Deal!.. So was Lady Gaga's mother"

"If you are looking for a bad girl, I have been known to shop at the art supply store on days they aren't having a sale..."

"The moderators of this sub"

"Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!"

"Why did the farmer give the pony a cough drop He was a little hoarse."