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Joke of the Day
"I told my friend I was traveling to Seattle... He asked who attle was."
Next Joke
"Question: If a King runs a Kingdom...& an Emperor runs an Empire... Who runs a country?"
"Jesus walked on water? Big deal. I can too. Let's see him walk on Vodka"
"If you think human beings have evolved a lot. Look at how much Egyptians worshiped cats. Then go look at Facebook for about 10 minutes."
"[creation] GOD: You each have a gift WORM: What's mine? G: You...spin silk BEE: How bout me? G: Uh...make honey HIPPO: And me? G: Hm...eat marbles"
"Scientists finally discovered how an elephant trumpets. Maybe now they can get back to curing cancer..."
"I had sex with a girl in an apple orchard, I came in cider."
"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? A Pokemon."
"What do fat women get for valentines day? Depressed."
"What do the Catholic Church and a bucket of shit have in common? Neither supports gay marriage."