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Joke of the Day
"What makes you special? My extra chromosome."
Next Joke
"What's one thing a woman can never say no to? Rape."
"My friends told me to stop being a flamingo I decided to put my foot down!"
"What do you get when you combine a Comedian and a Whorehouse? a BROFL"
"Accidentally walked into the men's room so I just went ahead and used the urinal so it wouldn't be awkward for anyone."
"Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question. Pupil : How long for the answer sir !"
"Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him? He just wasn't her type."
"Working with horses is hard but it's stable work."
"Glee has ruined that word for me"
"*Ronda Rousey in the Doctors office* Ronda: I'm having trouble getting pregnant Doctor: Stop taking it in the jaw"