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Joke of the Day
"Glee has ruined that word for me"
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"Theres a dating website for people that believe the government is ran by lizard people so I really have no excuse for being single"
"When does 1+1=3? ..... When you don't use a condom."
"Nothing is better than working out to 80s music. Except listening to 80s music without working out."
"I noticed my waitress had a black eye so I ordered very clearly. Because obviously she doesn't get things right the first time."
"What do a Professional Fifa Player and a Rapist have in common? They're both going to score, even if you don't want them to."
"""Grammar: it's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit"""
"This is just a quick shout-out to bread bowls, waffle cones and other edible containers. You guys are doing a great job."
"My husband gets so mad when I introduce him as my first husband."
"They say two heads are better than one... men are the exception"