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Joke of the Day

"What's one thing a woman can never say no to? Rape."

"Men can't have multiple orgasms so having sex several times is hard Then soft, then hard, then soft"

"Wanted to know what the did in the Pentagon... So I built a Hexagon *they"

"Can fish get high on seaweed?"

"I'm weird but not ""sit around the house with my shirt tucked in even though I've got no plans to leave"" weird. That stuff's 4 serial killers."

"You hang up ""No, you hang up"" You hang up first! - Bats going to bed"

"Yesterday i met a fat chick and i fucked her in the elevator It was wrong on so many levels"

"Son: I'm gay, dad. Dad: no I'm gay dad Dad #2: no I'm gay dad"

"Clearly something went amiss when I said I liked an animal in the bedroom and he showed up with a raccoon."

"Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card? Cause she got a D"