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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you combine a Comedian and a Whorehouse? a BROFL"
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"90s kids won't get this, either ... Psych!"
"What kind of bird always sticks together? A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com: http://jokels.com/jokes/what-kind-of-bird-always-sticks-together"
"At first I was worried about my eyesight, but my doctor said I was fine. As a matter of fact, he said that in 5 years I should have 20-20 vision!"
"First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes her skin had the glow of a peach her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - that's my girl. Second boy: Sounds like a fruit salad to me."
"What animal is two animals at the same time? The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists cant change anything."
"If a person told you they were a pathological liar, should you believe them?"
"This ebola scare is getting out of hand I just threw ebola at someone who said good morning to me before I had my coffee"
"If I owned a pet store Id put a different rat in the turtle cage every night just to see if any of the turtles knew karate the next morning."