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Joke of the Day
"My friends told me to stop being a flamingo I decided to put my foot down!"
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"Why was there a whale in Wales in a well? We're not sure, its a deep subject...."
"Are you today's date? Because you're 1/10, bye."
"I just found out I'm colorblind It came out of the yellow."
"What do you call a room full of comatose people? A salad."
"Why are giraffe's necks so long? Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!"
"Sir? the table of hot ladies over there wanted to know what song you were drumming on the bar. they said it seemed very fast and impressive."
"Brussel sprouts are like blow jobs If you get 'em forced down your throat young you'll never have a taste for them when you're older"
"---. I regret that Remorse code"
"I have my entire Valentine's day planned with my toaster! Okay, so first, we're going to take a bath."