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Joke of the Day
"My wife and I made a vow to never go to bed angry. I'm so fucking tired!"
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"I slept like a baby last night... I woke up every 15 minutes and then shat myself"
"I went for a job interview today... The interviewer said to me, What would you say your greatest weakness is? I said, I think Id have to say my listening skills are my greatest strength."
"Master Yoda, what sound do sheep make? Yoda: ""Dey go bah"""
"I've had blue balls for a week. I need to stop dipping them in ink."
"What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? Rooster goes CockaDOODLEDOOO!! Prostitute goes AnyCOCKLEDOOO!! (Such an old joke maybe some of these young redditors have never heard it ;)"
"Me: I've had this for 3 weeks & I'm still single! HomeDepot Clerk: ma'am, a stud finder is for the beams in your wall Me: that was unclear"
"I like my women like I like my Whiskey...... About 15 years old, and mixed up with coke."
"How is Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog's penis similar? They have Hogwarts"
"What do you call a Mexican knockoff burger restaurant? Carlos Jr."