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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Taking her out of the wheelchair and putting her into bed."

"What do sex and air have in common? It's no big deal unless you aren't getting any. Heard on the radio."

"Programming ""Knock, knock."" ""Who's there?"" very long pause.... ""Java."" :)"

"The NFL just got a new official sponsor. V8"

"Dog walking is by far the easiest job I've done.. It was a walk in the park"

"I think I'll just leave my turn signal on from age 60 onward."

"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards... I got a full house and four people died."

"What did the egg say when asked what a whisk does? Beats me."

"Me: omg can smoking weed make u hallucinate? Dog making pancakes: lol that wasn't weed dude"

"What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas? cancer."