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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Taking her out of the wheelchair and putting her into bed."

"Ferguson? What about Fergdudaughter? Must have Asian parents."

"Two Germans walk into a bar... I forget the punchline, but I know it was heilarious."

"What did the eye say to the other eye? Something smells between us."

"My body is a temple, but it's one of those temples in Thailand where they let monkeys shit all over the place"

"How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know either, I walked out early too."

"Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable? Just cos."

"Hey, people who upload full movies to YouTube, get a life! Also, thank you!"

"So you wanna learn to speak with an Irish accent do you? Whale oil beef hooked."

"Have you heard about the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time someone goes to the toilet take 4 shots"