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Joke of the Day
"What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time!"
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"What is Donald Trump's least favorite Star Wars movie? Rogue Juan."
"How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories."
"78% of parenting is spent anxiously praying they don't notice the minuscule lego piece you just vacuumed up."
"What do you call an old John Cena? John Cenile"
"I like how when you pull down on a paper towel dispenser you either get half a paper towel or half the roll."
"Where can Grammar Nazis find asylum? Grammargentina"
"Why did the tomcat get sent to prison? For looking at kitty porn."
"What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one that you have to care for and nurture for 18 years."
"A skelington walks into a bar orders a beer and a mop"