201717

Joke of the Day

"I always clench up before I drive into a tunnel because I'm afraid Wile E. Coyote might have just drawn it on there."

"I don't get why there's so many signs around saying ""Free Wi-Fi."" I mean, I've never seen, or for that matter heard of, any Wi-Fi in captivity!"

"A redditer clicks on a link.. realizes they are the joke."

"How boring my life has become! The only time I hear myself say, ""I'm coming"" is when I'm trying to tell my dog I'm getting his food ready!"

"Even people who are good for nothing can bring smile on your face, when pushed down the stairs..."

"Received a call from a recruitment consultant. She said to me: ""Sir I have two openings for you...!"" I replied : Yes. I know .There was a long silence and then she hung up."

"Have you ever heard the one about the dust bunny and the mud pie? Well then sorry, I only tell clean jokes."

"Robbing me is only a good idea if you're running low on ketchup packets."

"Life is life, Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium."

"Three maxi pads walk up to a bar... ...a large, medium and a small one. Which one is the first to say something to the bartender? None of them, they're all stuck up cunts."