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Joke of the Day
"Here's a joke for ya. A dyslexic man walks in to a bra."
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"What do you call the delivery boy at an Indian restaurant? Curry-er."
"*sees a truck* Nice. *sees a trucker* Oh, impressive. *sees a truckest* Ah yes. This is what I came for."
"Original Yo Momma? (I think, please verify) Yo mommas so fat, shes being traded on the oil futures market!"
"Chuck Norris is so bad he makes viruses sick. As such, Chuck Norris is also responsible for the eradication of smallpox."
"What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester? Alien vs. Predator"
"Chuck Norris just says ""no"" to drugs. If he said ""yes"", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure."
"Skrillex sounds like that time I threw a bag of beer bottles into an empty dumpster & a homeless dude yelled jibberish at me for waking him."
"Most people don't think I'm as old as I am until they hear me stand up"
"When God made me he was just showing of"