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Joke of the Day
"Which horse runs the city? The mare, of course"
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"Is Miley Cyrus pregnant? Will The government stay shut down? Will the GTA online servers work? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z"
"BILL COSBY Rapped me in the arse with a pudding pop!"
"It seems to be true, particularly in middle America, that those most militant about using up fossil fuels, don't actually believe in fossils"
"ME: *fumbling with bra* sorry im usually good at this HER: its...fine ME: *successfully gets bra off* there we go, now you take off yours"
"What is the difference between red wine and women I let the red wine breathe when I'm having sex with it."
"Do you know what makes darks better than whites? Not dropping all your fucking socks"
"Score! I just landed my summer job for this year - working at the zoo, circumsizing elephants They said the hourly pay isn't great, but the tips are ENORMOUS!"
"[Request] Jokes about the Eurozone crisis, Greek debt etc Anyone got any good ones?"
"Out having dinner with friends. One of my friends mentioned the clothes I had on was gay... I told him, ""yes, they came out the closet this morning."""