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Joke of the Day

"ME: *fumbling with bra* sorry im usually good at this HER: its...fine ME: *successfully gets bra off* there we go, now you take off yours"

"I don't need a reason to enjoy a little wine. I just need a glass."

"What did the boner say to the olympic swimmer? Dont be so Hard-on yourself the embarassment will only last a few months!"

"All these jokes about the note 7 are terrible But they have really blown up ( )"

"What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head? There she blows!!!"

"Why do jews have such big noses? Because oxygen is free"

"Why was the chicken kicked out of class? For using *fowl* language."

"Someone just called for cleanup in the dairy aisle but I'm the only one here so I dropped the jug of milk I was holding and ran"

"A man is found dead surrounded by 53 bicycles. How did he die? He had an ace up his sleeve."

"I think I saw Michael J Fox in a gardening centre earlier... It was hard to tell, he had his back to the Fuchsias."