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Joke of the Day

"A few weeks ago I wrote happy Eid to the Muslims and autocorrect changed it to Happy IED. It almost blew up in my face."

"What brand of computer is best at singing? A Dell"

"Dating blacks girls is a plus because you don't have to meet their fathers"

"What do you give and take at the same time? a poop"

"The female praying mantis devours her male within minutes of mating, whereas ... the female human stretches it out over a lifetime!"

"Do you want to play a Russian drinking game? It's simple. If you see a Malaysian Airlines jet in the sky, take a shot."

"Did you know that when a woman wears a bikini, 90% of the body is exposed? But men are so classy that they only stare at the 10% that's covered"

"An American spy on Russia has just leaked confidential information regarding their government [deleted]"

"What do you call a fly that literally can't even?"

"All through their lives, guys are called either ""young man"" or ""old man."" I guess they cut out the middle man."