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Joke of the Day
"Has anyone else's world ended yet? Mayan hasn't."
Next Joke
"What is the most common french saying? ""nous abandonnons"""
"A lawyer I know is a big fan of U2 He's pro Bono."
"How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company."
"My hair is so long, it started growing it's own hair. Don't take that too seriously, it's metafollicle."
"Never trust an atom... They make up everything."
"When someone says ""surprise me"", I immediately drop my pants and start singing its raining men."
"Post? Post and repost are on a bridge. Post jumps off. Who is left?"
"What do you call a chronic masturbaiter in Turkey? A jerkin Turkin"
"8.7328917415 The cube root of all evil."