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Joke of the Day
"Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms!!"
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"How girls put on their pants: *Left leg* *Right leg* *Wiggle* *Wiggle* *Jump* *Jump* *Squat* *Stretch* Done.."
"I was going to tell a Voldemort joke.... But everyone already nose it."
"One group of people still can't get married in the US Ugly people"
"""Wetalian!"" -Multiple Italians"
"[texting] Wife: Clean out your bowels. Me: OK. Wife: *bowls. The ones in the sink Me: *chugging laxatives* Damn it."
"Mini-Skirt Speech My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!"
"I wonder if lining up beers in my refrigerator will ever stop being exciting."
"What's the difference between a Triscuit and a Lesbian?? One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!"
"Trying to think of a good chemistry pun But all the good ones argon"