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Joke of the Day
"What did the existential pig say? What ham I?"
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"If you haven't heard my joke about the Mexican guy and the black guy, don't feel too bad. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."
"Did you hear about the guy who eating crackers in bed? He felt crumby the next day."
"Don't be irreplaceable - if you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted."
"At a job interview: Interviewer: What are some of your weaknesses? Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it? A: I'm lazy to list them all..."
"""This role looks absolutely fucking terrible. OK, I'll do it."" - Nicolas Cage"
"I could never be an actress because I don't want kids and would never be able to say ""but my favorite role is being a mom"" at award shows."
"Dad joke #31939: A guy walks into a bar. Ouch."
"If not for the cowardly actions of John Wilkes Booth, Abraham Lincoln would have turned 207 today."
"What kind of bell doesn't ring? A dumbbell."