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Joke of the Day
"Don't be irreplaceable - if you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted."
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"I'm the guy that starts walking away as you're giving me directions."
"One day a wife complained.. ""This wall clock almost killed my mother today. It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch."" The husband grunted and replied, ""The darn clock always was slow."""
"What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force? Jedi do that?"
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