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Joke of the Day

"If you haven't heard my joke about the Mexican guy and the black guy, don't feel too bad. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"A frog goes to his doctor, the doctor says ""I'm afraid you're going to croak very soon."" the frog enjoys the joke and makes peace with death"

"If your'e anxious and you know it..... ...clasp your hands."

"What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family."

"Did you know sugar is the only word that begins with an 's' that makes a 'sh' sound? I'm sure of it."

"FRIEND WHO JUST RECEIVED MAGICAL POWERS: idk what I should do first FRIEND WHO IS TRAPPED IN AN OIL PAINTING FOR SOME REASON: I have an idea"

"It's not what man can create it's what man can become."

"Teacher: Why didn't you answer me ? Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !"

"So apparently a neighborhood watch is not watching bad stuff happen to your neighbor's home & then taking a nap"

"What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet? The Site-anic."