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Joke of the Day

"If there's one thing I know about Mexican stand offs... In the end, there can only be Juan."

"""Be right there! I just need to rip my lovely real eyebrows out & draw shitty fake ones in their place."" -Thousands of women"

"You know football is a big sport... ...now that you can buy hair gel that gives you the ""Messi look""."

"What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day."

"Pollinator? I barely even nectar!"

"I had to take my horse to get surgery last week The doctor told me he's in stable condition"

"I went to Premature Ejaculators Anonymous but nobody was there. I guess I came too soon."

"""This is The Grey Wall of China"" I think it's 'great' ""We all do, pal"""

"Why didn't the sun have to attend university? It's already got thousands of degrees."

"Why was the lions stomach enormous? Because he finally swallowed his pride"