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Joke of the Day
"I had a passionate affair with a girl from the circus It was in tents."
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"My doctor told me to start killing people. Well not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce the stress in my life. Same thing."
"The Unemployed Engineer"
"I can tell how uncomfortable a person is just by hugging them for 17 minutes."
"If you see a hot girl walking you should honk your horn to let her know you're intrested and afraid to talk to girls."
"Mr Bean bought a cow Do U Know Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow??? 2 Get Chocolate Milk!!"
"Boss: ""Do you know why I've called you into my office?"" Into My Office: ""Because that's my name?"" Boss: ""Yes, that's right."""
"Robocop's guns malfunction. Robocop gets sued for manslaughter. Robocop loses his home. Hobocop."
"What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome? A leotard."
"Everyone knows if you see a white guy with dreads you punch them in the face"