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Joke of the Day
"Why was six afraid of the rhetorical question?"
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"I saw my friend's girl sleeping with another man in the army but didn't tell him... It was a private affair."
"Why does my computer say Hello? Because it's a Dell."
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"So If I get lucky with a Native American... Do I get to say I Poked her in her Hontas?"
"The minute I even contemplate wearing a white shirt, 11 jars of salsa fall from the sky and spill on it and then it catches on fire"
"Sorry your dad died. Here's a card with a waterfall on it"
"Want to hear a racist joke? Civil Rights Act of 1964."
"Donald J Trump... The sad thing is, if he wins the jokes on us."
"I was driving on the highway and seen a sign that read ""Next Rest Area, 10 Miles"" That's a pretty big rest area"