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Joke of the Day
"How exactly was a black hole sun supposed to wash away the rain, Soundgarden?"
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"What do you do with 100 peaches? You eat what you can, and you can, what you can't."
"why don't black people go on cruises? Because they already fell for that shit once."
"Sometimes I like to sit on the floor, bring my knees up to my chest and then lean forward. But that's just how I roll."
"When you whistle at a bird, it's as offensive to them as saying ""ching chong ding dong"" to a Chinese person."
"What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !"
"I'm a scientist that's researching beastiality between humans and dogs. I'll be in my lab"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ? Canon open the door then ?"
"A hole has been found in the outer wall of a nudist camp. Foul play suspected... Investigators are looking into it."
"Didn't manage to catch any fish today... It was a failure."