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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I like to sit on the floor, bring my knees up to my chest and then lean forward. But that's just how I roll."

"Hear about Harrison Fords plane crash? I guess he shouldn't have been..... (_) ( _)>- (_) Flying solo."

"I stepped on a rusty Lego the other day... I'm worried I might have contracted Tetris."

"When you're in a Google Drev with the KKK So today I was working in groups with the KKK :^) http://imgur.com/mNG0RMi"

"If you watch an Apple store get robbed, Does that make you an iWitness?"

"What do pirates use to copy files? Yarrrrrsync!"

"What connects The Sixth Sense and Titanic? Icy dead people."

"Everyone around me is obsessed with finding true love. All I want is a girl who will laugh at my jokes."

"People tell me soup is better with flavor cubes. But I don't put a lot of stock in that. Because of it, though, I was the victim of a lot of boullion."

"Why did the little girl eat her money for lunch? Because her mom gave her money for lunch. 8 year old sister told me this joke, gave me a good laugh."