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Joke of the Day
"why don't black people go on cruises? Because they already fell for that shit once."
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"I know they say that looks aren't everything... But have you ever tried wanking to personality?"
"What do you call children born into a whorehouse? Your kids"
"A cop came to my house and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes that's ridiculous I said, my dogs don't ride bikes."
"There's a man with two penises? That's nothing, I once knew a guy with FIVE penises... ...and his pants fit like a glove."
"God must have really liked saturn"
"What's the hardest part of a vegatable to eat? The wheelchair."
"So this guy walks into a bar... JOHN CENA! LIVE AT SUUUUUUUUUPER SLAAM!"
"How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit? Nine months."
"I'm afraid that my best friend is developing an addiction to brake fluid. I've called him out on it, but he says he can stop anytime."