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Joke of the Day

"why don't black people go on cruises? Because they already fell for that shit once."

"QUESTION: What is honeymoon? ANSWER: That brief span of time between ""I do"" and ""You'd better!"""

"Why aren't there many female NASCAR drivers? Because women always think they're right."

"No thanks ""protected account"". You can't trick me into following you! For all I know, you could be a vegan."

"For every upvote this gets, my girlfriend and I will try one thrust of anal sex. Please don't upvote. Her strap-on is huge."

"Why do so many people in the South get married? Free shotgun"

"What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive. He would be alive."

"I know some scientists who worked on LIGO. I am so glad to gravitate around people who make waves."

"First World Problems Mi atocoreect is brokan."

"I've seen such a change in myself this past year. I've really grown a lot. I need bigger pants"