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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !"

"I'm basically only good at three things: 1. Programming 2. Counting"

"My dick is good at math. What I'm trying to say is that it's the small things that count."

"I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me."

"Everything is made in China... Except for babies, they are made in vachina."

"Native Americans had a word for ""Bad Hunter"" Vegetarian."

"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow."

"They won't be able to serve bottled beer this year at the baseball stadium. They lost the opener."

"I have a joke about unemployed people But it won't work."

"Having sex is like multiplying numbers together If they're under 13, just do them in your head."