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Joke of the Day

"I'm a scientist that's researching beastiality between humans and dogs. I'll be in my lab"

"What is the hamburgers' motto? If at first you don't succeed fry fry again!"

"Jersey Shore star Mike Sorrentino was indicted on tax charges today The Situation does not look good legally."

"... You are so stupid that you got hit by a parked car!"

"If Eve sacrificed the whole human race for an apple, have you ever wondered what she would have done for a cucumber?"

"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide"

"What does an African child's mom say when it doesn't finish its dinner? What mom?"

"Does England have a fourth of July? Of Course they do, they just don't celebrate it!"

"I have the best proctologist. He's able to massage my shoulders and check my prostate at the same time."

"If you're going to walk really slowly in front of me you should at least have the courtesy to have a slammin booty."