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Joke of the Day
"What do you do with 100 peaches? You eat what you can, and you can, what you can't."
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"Two surgeons are laughing during an operation when a dermatologist walks by... ""What's so funny?"" asks the dermatologist. ""Sorry, it's a inside joke."" replies the surgeon."
"Words cannot describe how cute you are... but numbers can tho, you're a 3/10"