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Joke of the Day

"Told my kid not to touch the floor of the bathroom, so he licked the doorknob instead. The dumb is strong in this one."

"What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade? He was having a mid-life crisis."

"How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs? There are poodles everywhere!"

"What do call a horse that lives near you? A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)"

"What did the black holes say when they collided? Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)"

"HEY YOU! If you hadn't clicked this link you would be reading something else right now."

"I made a joke for my dog tonight... Why did the cat cross the road? Splat *clap my hands*. It didn't!! (My dog loved it.)"

"Avin a shat on the big loo wif all me mates"

"Happy birthday to rapper Pitbull who is 34 today, or 238 in dog years for all the other Pitbulls."

"What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk."