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Joke of the Day
"What do call a horse that lives near you? A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)"
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"Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Fish."
"I call my weed the Quran... because every time I burn it I get stoned."
"There's a band called 1023 MB. They haven't had a gig yet."
"INTERVIEWER: Why did you leave your previous job? ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay."
"My Jr High teacher makes me have sex with her while her husband watches, but that's not the worst part. ....I'm homeschooled."
"LOUD PART, quiet part, LOUD PART, quiet part. There, I wrote a symphony. What's the big deal?"
"What's the best way to carve wood? Whittle by whittle."
"I like first aid classes its the only time I get to be touched by a caring human."
"Plans to make the new TV series, CSI Baton Rouge were scrapped yesterday. The producers discovered that nobody has any dental records and everybody has the same DNA!"