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Joke of the Day
"What did the black holes say when they collided? Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)"
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"Birth Control It's like direct deposit without the interest"
"A man on one side of a river shouts to a man standing on the other side, ""Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river?"" The other man responds, ""You are on the other side of the river."""
"In my local park there are three holes in the ground... Well, well, well."
"I know this may have been posted as it is fairly common, but here it is anyway: What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal? Claude"
"What do you call a sheep taking Ambien? Shleepy!"
"What is the difference between a golfer and a sky-diver? The golfer goes *WHACK!* ""Shit!"" The Sky-diver goes ""Shit!"" *WHACK!*"
"Why are white people the scariest in prison? Because you know they're guilty."
"With abs like his, are we certain Jesus didn't just diet for our sins?"
"What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song? ""Land of Cold-Fusion""."