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Joke of the Day
"HEY YOU! If you hadn't clicked this link you would be reading something else right now."
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"Trump says that Obama founded ISIS but in his defense Donald thinks that founded is a synonym for ""located"""
"Pro Tip: If you knock on the door to a bathroom stall and someone says ""one second,"" wait more than one second before entering."
"Someone needs to break it to my cat that she is not a security guard and my bathroom is not a VIP section."
"Why did the console gamer cross the road To render the other side"
"What do you call a space alien in a hoodie? Treyvon Martian"
"Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he was stuck to the chicken..."
"My Girlfriend broke up with me because I don't last long in bed... I told her if she ever changes her mind, all she has to do is phone and I'll come straight away."
"Everyone romanticizes the past until they get horribly sick and wake up covered in leeches."
"..so in a technical sense, they're only relatively bad. My jokes are so bad, they sometimes appear to violate causality.."