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Joke of the Day
"What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade? He was having a mid-life crisis."
Next Joke
"Rules to learning English: their our know rules"
"""What a nut job"" I exclaimed, on my first day as President of Almonds"
"Considering you can be anything you want on the internet, it's amazing how many choose to be stupid."
"""Alcohol doesn't affect me"" *Wakes up with cornrows, a light saber and two taxidermy lizards*"
"What is yellow and cant swim? An excavator. Why? It only has one arm."
"What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle? He gets Toad"
"I told a friend of mine that me and other friends were talking about him behind his back. He told me, ""You disgust me."" And I said, ""Yes. Yes we did."""
"Why are there so many trees in Harlem? Public Transportation"
"My Arabic neighbours are expecting.....they are having Ha-bibi."