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Joke of the Day
"How did one gold atom greet the other gold atom? 'ey you."
Next Joke
"There are 70,000 Jehovah's Witnesses in Melbourne for a conference. So I'll be answering the door naked this weekend."
"Fun: text friend Are you alone right now? They go Yes. Then u text back LOL"
"What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head? There she blows!!!"
"All human beings are threads interwoven in the great tapestry of life, except for that one guy at your office. What the hell is his problem?"
"I want to remind everyone today that 9/11 jokes aren't funny... ...only 2/11 are."
"Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the fuck out of the dog."
"Are anti-jokes still funny? Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead"
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"If you didn't get called to a meeting with your 5-yr-old son's principal because he was inviting girls to his ""naked party,"" you aren't me."