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Joke of the Day
"I want to remind everyone today that 9/11 jokes aren't funny... ...only 2/11 are."
Next Joke
"Why don't they give hurricanes epic names like cyclone of doom or the fate fairy instead of frikken Sandy...."
"What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"
"Someone told me that I looked familiar. So I asked them if they watched porn."
"What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down? A cow."
"Doctors would be pretty cool superheroes except for the fact their weakness is apples."
"Doctor doctor No one believes a word I say. Tell me the truth now what's your REAL problem?"
"What does grandmas vagina taste like? Depends.."
"Alarm clocks should come with sounds like ""doll feet running into the closet"" Because I AM NOT HITTING SNOOZE WHEN I HEAR THAT SHIT"
"TIL that in 1991 Woody Allen and Rick Moranis had plans to make a film together... Honey I Fucked The Kids"