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Joke of the Day

"What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head? There she blows!!!"

"What's the difference between three cocks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"7 has started saying ""your life just got better,"" whenever he enters the room; humility is not this kid's strong-suit."

"Dogs and house intruders What did 15 of my former dogs and the intruder have in common? They were delicious."

"Where does Max Planck go for a night out? To the h-bar"

"What do you call a drunk muslim woman? Stoned."

"Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears? It's true! He had a left ear, a right ear, and a wild front ear."

"U.S. DEPT OF FORESTRY: Sir, we believe you're hunting illegally GUY IN ALL CAMO W/ ORANGE HAT: *takes off hat* USDOF: Dammit we lost him"

"My dress sock/running shoe combo says,""I do most of my running after accidentally reply-all'ing a mildly racist response to a business memo"""

"I worry about people who write ""taken"" in their bios. Where did they go? Who took them and why aren't we helping to find them?"