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Joke of the Day
"Fun: text friend Are you alone right now? They go Yes. Then u text back LOL"
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"After sex last night... ...my new girlfriend snuggled up next to me and said, ""You know, you are by far the biggest I've ever had"". Apparently ""Ditto"" is not the right response."
"I went to an ATM... I was at an ATM this morning and this older lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over."
"What is the similarity of pizza and your parents? If they are black you will not eat tonight! (Sorry if this racist joke caused any offence)"
"""This is not a drill!"" ~Guy holding a hammer."
"What do you call it when a blacksmith makes something white? Irony."
"I asked my Pharmacist for advice on telling a rash joke.. he told me to make it topical."
"A seal walks into a club... Lets say that he got knocked up just a little to hard."
"How do you get a philosophy major off of your porch? Pay for the pizza."
"I think I could get behind Trump... 's wife."